>> IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO--
>> HEY, IT'S ME, CARLY.
>> ON THE OTHER HAND, I'M SAM.
>> AND THIS IS "ICARLY."
>> VOTED THE NUMBER ONE
WEB SHOW IN THE WORLD.
>> BY WHO?
>> ME.
>> THEN IT'S OFFICIAL.
>> MORGAN.
>> OH, HEY DADDY.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> WATCHING "ICARLY" ONLINE.
>> SWEETIE, I TOLD YOU,
IF DADDY DOESN'T COME UP
WITH SOME TV SHOWS
THAT PEOPLE YOUR AGE LIKE,
DADDY'S GONNA GET FIRED
AND HAVE NO MORE MONEY,
AND THEN YOU'LL STARVE.
SO, WHILE I GO SEE MY BOSS,
I WANT YOU TO WATCH
THIS NEW SHOW WE'RE MAKING.
IT'S REALLY FUNNY.
>> OKAY.
>> BUT, MICHELLE,
WHY WOULD YOU ACCEPT TWO DATES
TO THE PROM
BUT NOT TELL EITHER BOY
ABOUT THE OTHER?
>> BECAUSE, DAD,
LUKE IS SO SWEET,
BUT BRANDON IS SO HOT.
>> AH, NOODLES.
>> LAME.
>> AND NOW, WE'RE GONNA SEE
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE
AN ORDINARY WATERMELON--
>> --AND PUMP IT FULL
OF PRESSURIZED AIR.
>> YEAH, PUMP UP THE FRUIT.
>> C'MON! IT'S GONNA BLOW!
C'MON!
>> SEE, SHE'S RIGHT THERE.
MORGAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> WATCHING "ICARLY."
>> WHAT IS "ICARLY?"
>> IT'S A WEB SHOW.
>> I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO WATCH OUR NEW SHOW.
>> IT'S LAME, DADDY.
>> NOW, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN WE PUMP AIR
INTO FREDDIE'S PANTS.
>> WHOA, WHOA, WAIT A SECOND.
>> YEAH, PUMP UP THE PANTS.
>> THESE ARE BRAND NEW PANTS.
SERIOUSLY GUYS.
C'MON, SAM. NOT MY PANTS.
>> IT'LL BE FUN.
>> WILL ONE OF YOU HELP ME
PULL THIS NOZZLE OUT?
>> IF YOU WANNA CREATE
SOMETHING GOOD,
THEN WHY DON'T YOU MAKE A SHOW
LIKE THAT ONE ON THE INTERNET?
YOU KNOW, THE ONE
THAT'S MAKING
YOUR DAUGHTER LAUGH.
>> THAT IS AN EXCELLENT IDEA,
AND--
>> NO, NO.
THAT'S TOO MUCH AIR.
MY PANTS CAN'T TAKE IT.
CARLY, SAM.
IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO--
* I KNOW YOU SEE *
* SOMEHOW THE WORLD *
* WILL CHANGE FOR ME *
* AND BE SO WONDERFUL *
* LIVE LIFE, BREATHE AIR *
* I KNOW SOMEHOW *
* WE'RE GONNA THERE *
* AND FEEL SO WONDERFUL *
* IT'S ALL FOR REAL *
* I'M TELLING YOU *
* JUST HOW I FEEL *
* SO WAKE UP *
* THE MEMBERS OF MY NATION *
* IT'S YOUR TIME TO BE *
* THERE'S NO CHANCE *
* UNLESS YOU TAKE ONE *
* AND IT'S TIME TO SEE *
* THE BRIGHTER SIDE *
* OF EVERY SITUATION *
* SOME THINGS *
* ARE MEANT TO BE *
* SO GIVE YOUR BEST *
* AND LEAVE THE REST TO ME *
* LEAVE IT ALL TO ME *
* JUST LEAVE IT ALL TO ME *
>> AND SO, THE HIERARCHY
OF THE IDENTIFICATION SYSTEM
GOES KINGDOM, PHYLUM, CLASS,
ORDER, FAMILY, GENUS--
>> HI.
>> YES, CAN I HELP YOU?
>> I'VE COME FOR CARLY SHAY
AND HER FRIENDS,
SAM AND FREDDIE.
>> YOU CAN'T JUST BARGE
INTO MY CLASSROOM AND DEMAND
TO TAKE CHILDREN AWAY
WITHOUT PROPER--
>> I RUN A TELEVISION NETWORK.
>> OH, HELP YOURSELF.
>> HELLO.
>> I'M THE HEAD OF DEVELOPMENT
FOR TVS.
WE WANNA TURN "ICARLY"
INTO A HIT TV SHOW.
WILL YOU COME WITH ME?
>> OKAY.
BUT I SHOULD PROBABLY
CALL MY BROTHER, SPENCER.
HE'S THE ADULT
THAT'S RESPONSIBLE--
>> HEY. THEY PICKED ME UP
ON THE WAY HERE.
IN A LIMO.
IT'S FULL
OF FANCY SODAS AND FRUITS
I NEVER EVEN HEARD OF.
THIS IS A GUAVA.
WELL, COME ON.
>> OKAY, EVERYONE,
NOW, PLEASE SIT.
TAKE A SEAT.
>> EXCUSE ME,
I'M FREDDIE'S MOTHER.
>> YES, PLEASE COME IN,
MRS. BENSON.
>> OH, I WILL.
>> NOW, YOU KIDS LIKE RIDING
IN THAT LIMOUSINE?
>> OH, YEAH.
>> WELL, IF YOU'LL AGREE
TO DO "ICARLY"
AS A REGULAR SHOW HERE AT TVS,
YOU GUYS CAN USE THAT LIMO
WHENEVER YOU WANT.
>> WHAT COUNTRY
IS THIS SODA FROM?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> WELL, IT'S SWEET
LIKE BERRIES.
>> THANK YOU.
>> WHAT ABOUT STUFF
LIKE CAMERAS, LIGHTING, AUDIO?
>> OH, WE TAKE CARE
OF ALL THOSE THINGS.
WE'RE EVEN GONNA RECREATE
YOUR LITTLE "ICARLY" STUDIO
RIGHT HERE AT TVS.
>> BUT THEN, HOW DOES FREDDIE
FIT INTO THE TV SHOW?
>> HE'S GOING
TO BE "ICARLY'S"
NEW SUPERVISING PRODUCER.
>> SUPERVISING PRODUCER.
>> IS THAT DANGEROUS?
DOES IT INVOLVE ANYTHING SHARP
OR POINTY?
>> MOM.
>> WHAT ABOUT SNACKS?
DON'T TV SHOWS ALWAYS HAVE
A BIG SNACK TABLE SOMEWHERE?
>> YES, OF COURSE.
>> AND WOULD THERE BE RIBS?
>> DO YOU LIKE RIBS?
>> VERY MUCH, YES.
>> THEN, WE'LL HAVE RIBS.
>> I THINK THIS COULD BE GOOD
FOR US.
>> CARLY, ARE YOU IN?
>> A TV SHOW, LIMOS, RIBS?
I'M NOT STUPID.
YEAH, I'M IN.
>> WHOA.
>> OH, MY GOD.
THEY RECREATED
OUR WHOLE SET.
>> HEY, HEY.
WELCOME TO TELEVISION.
>> AWESOME.
>> HEY.
THIS SET LOOKS AWESOME.
>> IT'S SO COOL.
>> YEAH.
HEY, WHO ARE THEY?
>> THAT'S YOUR NEW
"ICARLY" BAND.
>> WE GET OUR OWN BAND?
>> HEY, HARPER,
COME OVER HERE.
>> WHAT'S UP, BRAD?
>> I WANT YOU TO MEET
THE "ICARLY" TEAM.
>> OH, YEAH,
I'VE SEEN YOUR SHOW ONLINE.
>> YEAH?
>> REALLY?
>> YEAH.
I LOVE THE ONE WHEN SAM
TIED UP FREDDIE
AND THEN SHAVED OFF
HIS EYEBROW.
>> THANKS.
I WAS JUST IMPROVISING.
>> SHE HAS ANGER ISSUES.
>> YOU GUYS READY
FOR YOUR FIRST REHEARSAL?
>> YEAH. LET'S ROCK IT, BRAD.
>> LET'S DO IT.
OKAY.
REHEARSING IN FIVE, FOUR--
>> FREDDIE, FREDDIE,
THAT'S THE DIRECTOR'S JOB.
>> OH, RIGHT.
SORRY, EVERYBODY.
SORRY, BAND. DIRECTOR.
>> HERE WE GO.
IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO--
>> I'M CARLY.
>> I'M SAM.
>> AND HERE'S OUR IMPRESSION
OF AN OBNOXIOUS TEENAGE GIRL
ARGUING WITH HER MEAN MOTHER.
>> GO.
>> MOM, BUY ME A CAR.
>> NO.
>> MOM.
>> NO.
>> MOM.
>> NO.
>> MOM.
>> NO.
>> MOM.
>> NO.
>> MOM.
>> NO.
>> MOM
>> NO.
>> MOM.
>> NO.
>> THANK YOU.
>> THANKS SO MUCH.
>> AND NOW, SAY HEY
TO "ICARLY'S" MUSIC DUDE.
>> HARPER.
>> YEAH.
>> THANKS, CARLY, SAM.
ACTUALLY, I WROTE
A LITTLE SONG ABOUT YOU, GUYS.
IT GOES--
* CARLY, OH, SAM YEAH *
>> HEY, COOL SONG.
>> WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?
>> I CALL IT
"CARLY, SAM, YEAH."
PUNCH IT.
>> GOIN' GREAT, HUH?
>> YEAH.
>> BUT I THINK THE SHOW LOOKS
A LITTLE TOO BRIGHT.
CAN WE BRING DOWN THE LIGHTING
JUST A BIT?
>> LOOK, IT'S REALLY
NOT YOUR JOB TO HANDLE
THE LIGHTING, OKAY?
>> BUT YOU SAID
I WAS GONNA BE A PRODUCER.
>> YEAH, BUT YOU GOTTA
WORK YOUR WAY UP
TO PRODUCING STUFF
LIKE LIGHTS.
>> OKAY.
SO, WHAT CAN I PRODUCE
RIGHT NOW?
>> WHY DON'T YOU GO PRODUCE ME
A TOASTED BAGEL
WITH CREAM CHEESE?
COMIN'.
>> HEY, MRS. BENSON,
WHAT'S UP?
>> BY FORCE OF HABIT, I MADE
SOME AFTER-SCHOOL SNACKS
FOR FREDDIE,
BUT SINCE HE'S AT REHEARSAL,
I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU'D LIKE
TO SHARE THEM WITH ME.
>> I REALLY--
>> SHARE THEM WITH ME.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> THESE ARE CUCUMBER CUPS
FILLED WITH LOW-FAT YOGURT
AND CHOPPED CELERY.
>> I REALLY DON'T THINK
I'VE EVER--
INTERESTING FLAVOR.
>> THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW, IT IS SO LONELY
IN THE AFTERNOONS
WITHOUT FREDDIE.
>> YEAH, IT'S PRETTY QUIET
AROUND HERE WITHOUT CARLY TOO.
BEEN DOING LAUNDRY
TO HELP ME KEEP MY MIND--
>> I CAN HELP
WITH YOUR LAUNDRY.
>> OH, THANKS, BUT SERIOUSLY,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO--
>> WHERE'S YOUR NAME?
>> HUH?
>> YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR NAME
SEWN INTO YOUR UNDERPANTS.
>> NO. NO, I'M A GROWN MAN.
>> A GROWN MAN WHO'S GOING
TO LOSE HIS UNDERPANTS.
>> WELL, I'VE--
>> I'LL GO GET
MY SEWING MACHINE,
YOU FINISH THE CUCUMBER CUPS.
>> CUCUMBER'S REALLY
AREN'T MY--
AND YOU'RE GONE.
>> NOW, BEFORE WE GO--
>> WE JUST WANNA REMIND YOU--
>> THAT'S WHAT THE EARTH
LOOKS LIKE FROM OUTER SPACE.
>> AND THIS IS WHAT EARTH
LOOKS LIKE DRESSED UP
AS A LITTLE GIRL.
>> OKAY.
THANKS FOR WATCHING "ICARLY."
>> HARPER, JAM US OUT.
>> PUNCH IT.
>> AND GREAT REHEARSAL,
EVERYONE.
>> WE'LL TAKE A FIVE.
>> HEY, NICE STUFF.
YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS.
>> INSANE. INCREDIBLE.
I LOVED IT.
BUT, HARPER, CAN I TALK
TO THE GIRLS ALONE?
>> CAN I DRIVE
YOUR NEW PORSCHE
AROUND THE PARKING LOT?
>> HOW OLD ARE YOU?
>> FOURTEEN.
>> DRIVE SLOW.
>> YEAH, RIGHT.
>> HEY, WHERE IS FREDDIE?
>> HE'S CLEANING OUT
MY FISH TANK.
>> SO, LISTEN,
I THOUGHT REHEARSAL
WENT GREAT, LIKE, PERFECT.
>> COOL.
>> SWEET.
>> BUT I'D LIKE
TO MAKE SOME CHANGES.
>> WHY CHANGE ANYTHING?
>> YOU JUST SAID
IT WAS PERFECT.
>> WELL, IT WAS.
BUT WE DON'T FEEL HARPER
SHOULD TALK SO MUCH.
>> WHY NOT?
>> HE'S REALLY COOL AND FUNNY.
>> I KNOW, BUT WE JUST DID
SOME TESTING
AND OUR RESEARCH SHOWS
THAT KIDS LOVE DINOSAURS.
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> I'M TALKING ABOUT ZEEBO.
>> ZEEBO?
>> I'M CARLY.
>> AND I'M SAM.
>> AND I'M ZEEBO.
>> I'VE BEEN TOLD
NOT TO SPEAK.
>> OKAY.
>> WELCOME TO "ICARLY."
>> NOW, TODAY, WE'RE GONNA--
>> I'M ZEEBO.
>> YOU WANNA QUIT DOING THAT?
>> NOPE.
KA-BOOM.
>> HEY, COULD WE LOWER
THE MICROPHONE A LITTLE BIT?
>> A LITTLE LOWER.
>> LITTLE LOW--YEAH.
>> OH, NO, NO, NO, DON'T,
DON'T, DON'T.
OW, OW.
>> YEAH, KIDS LOVE DINOSAURS.
>> HELP. NEED HELP. HELP.
OH, BREAKING THE FACE,
BREAKING THE FACE,
BREAKING THE FACE OF ZEEBO.
>> OW, OOH, OOH.
HURTING ZEEBO. HELP ZEEBO!
HELP ZEEBO!
>> CUT.
CUT IT. CUT.
>> COME ON, SAM.
I THINK YOU MADE YOUR POINT.
>> I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS,
YOU KNOW?
I DID FOUR EPISODES
OF "FULL HOUSE."
>> ETHAN.
COME ON, GUY, DON'T DO THIS.
>> OH, PERSONALLY,
I LOVE ZEEBO.
BUT I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE
TO DO THE SHOW WITHOUT HIM.
>> OH, DARN.
>> DON'T WORRY.
ANYONE CAN PLAY ZEEBO.
>> AH, HEY, HARPER, COME HERE.
>> WHAT'S UP?
>> PUT THIS ON.
THERE.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
>> I DON'T WANNA PLAY ZEEBO.
>> WE HAVE A CONTRACT
AND YOU PLAY WHATEVER
I TELL YOU TO PLAY.
>> LET GO OF MY SNOUT.
>> HOW'S HE
GONNA PLAY KEYBOARD
IF HE'S WEARING
THAT DUMB ZEEBO COSTUME?
>> OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
WE'RE GETTING RID
OF THE BAND COMPLETELY.
>> WHY?
>> SO WE'LL HAVE TIME
FOR MORE ZEEBO.
>> WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?
>> OOH, I'M LATE FOR A THING
WITH A GUY.
>> HE'S RUINING "ICARLY."
>> ZEEBO.
HOW LONG BEFORE THAT NUB
DRESSES ME UP LIKE A DINOSAUR
AND STARTS CALLING ME CARBO?
>> HELLO.
>> WHAT'S THAT?
>> BAG OF ICE.
>> FOR WHAT?
>> BRAD TOLD ME
THERE'S SOME GUY
WHO WORKS HERE
WHO GOT ALL SWEATY,
AND I'M SUPPOSED
TO COOL HIM DOWN.
>> OVER HERE.
>> AH, YEAH.
THAT'S THE STUFF.
RUB IT AROUND.
>> OH, OKAY.
>> CAREFUL, SPENCER.
>> I'M FINE.
JUST HAND ME THE SCREWDRIVER.
>> OKAY.
THE TIP IS POINTY.
>> I'VE USED A SCREWDRIVER
LOTS OF TIMES.
I REALLY DON'T THINK--
OW, OH, OH.
>> I WARNED YOU.
COME DOWN. LET ME SEE IT.
>> IT'S FINE.
OH, MY GOD, IT'S BLEEDING.
OH, WE GOT A BLEEDER.
MY HAND IS BLEEDING.
>> I'LL GO GET
MY FIRST AID KIT.
>> WAIT.
I DON'T THINK
I SHOULD BE LEFT ALONE.
THERE'S A HOLE IN MY HAND.
MRS. BENSON?
>> EVERYTHING'S FINE.
I'VE GOT MY FIRST AID KIT.
>> WOW. THAT'S LARGE.
>> THANK YOU.
HOLD OUT YOUR HAND.
>> IS IT GONNA STING?
'CAUSE I DON'T WANT IT TO--
THAT'S NICE.
>> BANDAGE.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S GONNA
MAKE YOU FEEL EVEN BETTER?
>> A VISIT FROM DR. LOLLIPOP?
>> A VISIT
FROM DR. SUGAR-FREE LOLLIPOP.
>> HEY.
>> LICK SLOWER.
>> SORRY.
>> I HATE THIS TV NETWORK,
BUT I LOVE THEIR RIBS.
THE SAUCE IS SO THICK
AND RICH.
LOOK AT THIS.
THAT'S GOOD BARBECUE SAUCE.
>> YOU UNDERSTAND
THAT IT'S WRONG.
>> YES.
>> HEY, GUYS, GOOD NEWS.
THE NETWORK EXECS
WATCHED THE TAPE
OF YESTERDAY'S REHEARSAL
AND THEY LOVED IT.
THEY ARE CUCKOO FOR "ICARLY."
>> BUT YOU JUST WANNA CHANGE--
>> ONE THING.
>> SHOCKER.
>> THIS INVOLVES YOU, SAM.
>> IF YOU TRY TO PUT
THAT DINOSAUR HEAD ON ME,
I SWEAR--
>> NO.
NOTHING LIKE THAT.
YOU'RE FIRED.
>> WHAT?
>> YOU CAN'T FIRE SAM.
>> WHOA, WAIT, WHOA.
IF YOU FIRE ME,
DO I STILL GET PAID
FOR THE WHOLE WEEK?
>> YES.
>> LATER.
>> SAM, DON'T GO.
I CAN'T DO "ICARLY"
WITHOUT SAM.
SHE'S MY CO-HOST.
>> SORRY.
BUT OUR EXECUTIVES FOUND HER
PUSHY AND AGGRESSIVE.
>> SHE IS PUSHY
AND AGGRESSIVE.
>> THAT'S HER THING.
AND NOT TO BE RUDE,
BUT YOU ARE KIND OF STUPID.
>> CARLY, RELAX.
YOU WON'T HAVE TO DO
THE SHOW ALONE.
WE GOT YOU A NEW CO-HOST.
>> WHO?
>> AMBER TATE.
>> THE MOVIE STAR?
>> YUP.
SHE'S RIGHT OVER THERE
GETTING HER MAKEUP DONE.
>> WOW. CAN I MEET HER?
>> NO.
BUT YOU CAN MEET HER DOG.
>> HER DOG?
>> YEAH.
I NEED YOU TO GIVE IT A BATH.
>> BE CAREFUL.
HE VOMITS A LOT.
>> HAVE FUN.
>> OKAY. LOOK, BRAD.
NOTHING AGAINST YOU
OR AMBER TATE
OR HER VOMITING DOG,
BUT THIS ISN'T TURNING OUT
LIKE I THOUGHT IT WOULD.
I LIKE DOING MY SHOW
WITH FREDDIE BEHIND THE CAMERA
AND SAM STANDING NEXT TO ME.
SO, I THINK I'LL JUST GO HOME
AND KEEP MAKING "ICARLY"
THE WAY WE LIKE IT.
>> YEAH, SORRY,
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
WE OWN THE TITLE
"ICARLY" NOW.
AND WE OWN YOU.
OH, COME ON, GET PSYCHED.
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
JUST READ THE NEW SCRIPT.
>> WAIT, WAIT.
SAM AND I WRITE
OUR OWN SCRIPTS.
>> NOT ANYMORE.
WE HIRED PROFESSIONAL
COMEDY WRITERS.
>> HEY, YOU KNOW
WHERE THE RIBS ARE?
>> WE HEARD THERE WERE RIBS.
>> ARE THERE RIBS?
>> "ICARLY" REHEARSAL
IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO--
>> HELLO, PEOPLE
WHO OWN TELEVISIONS.
MY NAME IS--
>> I'M AMBER TATE.
>> --CARLY.
>> AND I'M ZEEBO.
>> AND THIS IS "ICARLY,"
KIND OF.
>> NOW, TO KICK OFF THE SHOW,
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SONG
FROM OUR FRIEND, ZEEBO?
* H-U-G-G-I-N-G *
* A HUG FOR YOU *
* IS A HUG FOR ME *
>> STOP THE MUSIC.
STOP THE--HOLD THE TRACK, MAN.
>> NOW, WHAT'S WRONG, GUY?
>> THE SHOW IS JANK.
>> JANK?
>> IT MEANS BAD, LAME,
SUCKISH.
CATCHING ON, BRAD?
>> JANK.
AND I CRASHED YOUR PORSCHE.
>> MY PORSCHE. OH, ZEEBO.
>> DO NOT CALL ME ZEEBO.
>> FREDDIE.
>> THE DOG PUKED ON ME
FOUR TIMES.
>> GIVE ME HIM.
WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?
>> OW.
>> DON'T THUMP HIM.
>> DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME.
>> TOO LATE.
I'M ALREADY TALKING TO YOU.
AND SINCE I AM,
WHAT IS WITH YOU
CHICK CELEBRITIES
CARRYING AROUND
YOUR PRISSY LITTLE DOGS?
I'VE HAD CHICKEN WINGS
WITH MORE MEAT ON THEM
THAN THAT THING.
>> WELL, WHEN YOU'RE READY
TO APOLOGIZE TO ME
AND BITTY BOO,
WE'LL BE IN MY DRESSING ROOM.
>> HEY, KID,
GO UNCLOG THE TOILET
IN MY OFFICE.
>> NO.
I TOASTED YOUR BAGEL,
CLEANED YOUR FISH TANK,
GOT YACKED ON
BY AMBER TATE'S RAT DOG,
AND I EVEN RUBBED ICE ALL OVER
A SWEATY GUY'S STOMACH,
BUT I WILL NOT PLUNGE
YOUR TOILET.
>> COME ON. YOU'RE MY
SUPERVISING PRODUCER.
>> WELL, I AIN'T SUPERVISING
WHAT YOU PRODUCED IN THERE.
I'M SORRY, CARLY. I QUIT.
>> WELL, NOW, WE'VE LOST SAM,
FREDDIE, AND HARPER.
>> OH, EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE FINE.
>> FINE? THIS ISN'T EVEN
"ICARLY" ANYMORE.
>> OH, COME ON,
HOW CAN YOU SAY--
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THIS ISN'T "ICARLY" ANYMORE.
>> SO, THIS IS WHAT TVS
DID WITH "ICARLY"?
>> UH-HUH. THEY TURNED IT
INTO A SITCOM.
>> AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN
CALLING IT "ICARLY" ANYMORE.
>> LUCKY FOR US.
>> SO, YOU GET THE NAME BACK?
>> YEAH.
>> WE DID.
>> LET'S WATCH.
>> OKAY.
>> BUT, MICHELLE,
WHY WOULD YOU ACCEPT TWO DATES
TO THE PROM
WITHOUT TELLING EITHER BOY
ABOUT THE OTHER?
>> 'CAUSE, DAD,
LUKE IS SO SWEET,
BUT BRANDON IS SO HOT.
>> OH, NOODLES.
>> LAME.
>> IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO--
>> HOWDY, Y'ALL. I'M CARLY.
>> I'M SAM.
>> AND THIS IS "ICARLY."
>> BACK ON THE INTERNET.
>> WHERE NOBODY CAN TELL US
WHAT TO DO.
>> YEAH, BABY.
>> AND NOW, CARLY WILL SPELL
THE WORD "PUNCTUALITY--"
>> WHILE SAM SCREAMS
LIKE A GIRL IN A HORROR MOVIE
ABOUT TO BE EATEN
BY A MONSTER.
>> P-U-N-C-T-U-A-L-I-T-Y.
>> NICE JOB, CARLS.
>> THANK YOU, SAM.
>> AND NOW ON "ICARLY"--
>> SOME LIVE MUSIC
FROM A NEW FRIEND OF OURS
WHO'S AMAZINGLY TALENTED.
>> SO, LET'S GET 'EM OUT HERE.
>> HARPER.
>> THIS ONE'S
FOR THE REAL "ICARLY."
* IT ALL STARTED OUT *
* SO INNOCENTLY *
* YOU WERE JUST *
* ANOTHER PRETTY FACE *
* THAT I LOVE TO SEE *
* BUT SOMEWHERE *
* DOWN THE LINE *
* I GOT THIS FEELING *
* DEEP INSIDE *
* THAT WON'T STOP *
* TALKING TO ME *
* YEAH, IT WON'T STOP *
* TALKIN' TO ME *
* BUT LATELY *
* I STARTED TO DREAM *
* ABOUT YOU AND ME *
* AND HOW IT WOULD BE *
* TO HOLD YOU CLOSE TO ME *
* LIKE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE *
* BUT THEN I GET *
* THIS RINGING IN MY EAR *
* AND IT BRINGS ME *
* RIGHT BACK TO REALITY *
* OH, REALITY, YEAH, YEAH *
* HELP ME *
* I THINK I'M FALLING *
* IN LOVE WITH YOU *
* YEAH, YEAH, YEAH *
* IN LOVE WITH YOU *
* YEAH, YEAH, YEAH *
>> OH, YEAH.
>> THAT WAS AWESOME.
>> THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
>> HEY.
>> YOU THERE.
>> YOU WANNA SEE US DO STUFF
YOU CAN'T SEE ANYWHERE ELSE?
>> DO YA?
>> I THINK THEY DO.
THEN GO ONLINE TO ICARLY.COM.
>> YEAH, GO TO ICARLY.COM.
>> ONCE YOU GET TO ICARLY.COM,
YOU CAN SEE ME AND CARLY.
>> AND FREDDIE AND SPENCER.
DO ALL KINDS OF WACKY,
FUN STUFF.
>> YOU KNOW YOU LIKE WACKY,
FUN STUFF.
>> SO GO ONLINE TO ICARLY.COM.
>> AND SEE STUFF
YOU CAN'T SEE ANYWHERE ELSE.
>> ONLY AT ICARLY.COM
>> SO, GO THERE.
>> DO IT.
>> SERIOUSLY.
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